booberry, you say this because you know that family? i was raised within perilous proximity to the LDS and their ways - a dad and step-father, though one was and one nearly was ex-communicated, and can spot 70s-80s mormon fashion a mile off. but i'll take your word for it.
Did anyone see the documentary on TLC about that family? All of the kids are homeschooled by the mom. The documentary was about the family building a new 7,000 sq ft house. Yes, that's a seven thousand.
You can find an old link to a story by going here.
i just imagine a Dr. Seussian contraption with 8 hair brushes attached so the mom can part all of the boys' hair in the same direction at the same time (except the 3rd oldest boy who is apparantly the nonconformist and parts his on the opposite side)
Nope, those aren't Mormons - however hard to believe that may be. These are the Duggars, and my personal belief is that they're a cult, although they claim to be some variety of Christian. And they've continued to multiply... I think they're up to 16 kids now? Maybe 17's on the way by now, though, who knows?
I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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BWAHAHAHA! Thanks. I needed the comic relief.
Somebody get that couple a television!
betcha they believe in jesus.
Stitch - my money's on the Mormon's. It's the fashion statement more than the sheer number of progeny that sways me.
booberry, you say this because you know that family? i was raised within perilous proximity to the LDS and their ways - a dad and step-father, though one was and one nearly was ex-communicated, and can spot 70s-80s mormon fashion a mile off. but i'll take your word for it.
Did anyone see the documentary on TLC about that family? All of the kids are homeschooled by the mom. The documentary was about the family building a new 7,000 sq ft house. Yes, that's a seven thousand.
You can find an old link to a story by going here.
i just imagine a Dr. Seussian contraption with 8 hair brushes attached so the mom can part all of the boys' hair in the same direction at the same time (except the 3rd oldest boy who is apparantly the nonconformist and parts his on the opposite side)
Nope, those aren't Mormons - however hard to believe that may be. These are the Duggars, and my personal belief is that they're a cult, although they claim to be some variety of Christian. And they've continued to multiply... I think they're up to 16 kids now? Maybe 17's on the way by now, though, who knows?
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