It's a repetitive stress injury waiting to happen. No joke, there's actually a condition called "text thumb" now. It's a variant on carpal tunnel syndrome for those who lack the sense to put the damn phone down once in a while.
Hell, for $25,000 in prize money, I'd enter a text messaging contest. Of course I would fail miserably. I'm too much of a perfectionist to abbreviate that much.
My daughter can text while she is on-line (three different services) and carry on a conversation with a friend on the land line for like 6 hours at a time. At some point I finally get really pissed, pull the plug and set her back onto her homework. what I find really disturbing is when there is an issue that needsn an immediate answer or attention, and she sends out a text message tyo deal with it. Its the biggest waste of time and energy I have ever seen.
I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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It's a repetitive stress injury waiting to happen. No joke, there's actually a condition called "text thumb" now. It's a variant on carpal tunnel syndrome for those who lack the sense to put the damn phone down once in a while.
hck - not h8tn, mayB db8n.
seriously, i just wondered what the incentive was to put up a contest like that - who sponsored it? it's just plain odd.
also, i cannot discover the meaning of your last statement there, if there's any to be found.
ch - that's crazy, yo.
Hell, for $25,000 in prize money, I'd enter a text messaging contest. Of course I would fail miserably. I'm too much of a perfectionist to abbreviate that much.
My daughter can text while she is on-line (three different services) and carry on a conversation with a friend on the land line for like 6 hours at a time.
At some point I finally get really pissed, pull the plug and set her back onto her homework.
what I find really disturbing is when there is an issue that needsn an immediate answer or attention, and she sends out a text message tyo deal with it. Its the biggest waste of time and energy I have ever seen.
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