You should see some of the disasters I myself have produced in the past. just because one is a Chef does not mean they are qualified to actually attempt to decorate a cake. I had to do one one night in a pinch at the hotel, and the little Pastry Girl Stood and watched and told me that "with a single cake, you have completely destroyed everything we have tried to accomplish in the Bake Shop the last year"
She was right! But the ereal monstosities were the oneas I attempted to make for my daughter when she was a little girl.
Anyway, heres a site I tripped over a while back that is catalogging Bad Cakes... http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/
Mike, its real subtle... where it says "Underneat That (sp)" well, those are the instructions, not the message. a case of Micro-mangement of the inscription. That Pastry girl....i gave her a raise and told the Pastry Chef to make sure she could decorate Cakes ASAP. i sometimes wonder where she is now with that mouth of hers. i love people that speak right up like she did!
I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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You should see some of the disasters I myself have produced in the past. just because one is a Chef does not mean they are qualified to actually attempt to decorate a cake.
I had to do one one night in a pinch at the hotel, and the little Pastry Girl Stood and watched and told me that
"with a single cake, you have completely destroyed everything we have tried to accomplish in the Bake Shop the last year"
She was right!
But the ereal monstosities were the oneas I attempted to make for my daughter when she was a little girl.
Anyway, heres a site I tripped over a while back that is catalogging Bad Cakes...
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/
I've spent twenty minutes attempting to find a hidden message in that cake. To no avail. Hi kfc!
Oh, and Steve, that pastry girl's comment is priceless. A landmark in failure recognition!
UF Mike
Mike, its real subtle...
where it says "Underneat That (sp)" well, those are the instructions, not the message.
a case of Micro-mangement of the inscription.
That Pastry girl....i gave her a raise and told the Pastry Chef to make sure she could decorate Cakes ASAP. i sometimes wonder where she is now with that mouth of hers. i love people that speak right up like she did!
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