I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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And you accuse me of livin' in the past?
This is like that on steroids my friend...
you mean bc this video is old? or Zombies belong to a woebegone era?
but really what I meant by the fantasy vacation was to poke at you about Allah, as you are always down on Islam.
Touche.
But you still haven't answered my question...
That kid is America's one hope for the future. A genius in the making. Hi Kissyface! UF Mike
Only playing off the idea that a zombie is the very model of modern major example of living in the past...
I've seen this one. Kids this age can be very bizarre. I try to stay away from all of them. Sometimes puberty causes them to shut the fuck up.
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