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I get so many viagra, penis enlargement, and otherwise sexually dysfunctional messages delivered to my yahoo bulk bin, that I have taken to calling it "bulk sin." Generally they get deleted without a second thought, but sometimes the subject line's to good to pass up. Today it was:

But now I can penetrate hardly and give the pleasure to every woman!

Of course the claim is both hugely ambitious and utterly feckless. I imagine the testimonial after using this product, "So, were you able to bang your mistress effectively?"

"Hardly!"

Here's the body of the message, in case you're curious:

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again.

I don't know what the unidentified "them" is, but I always knew that "they" were behind it.