Sunday, December 24, 2006

Merry XXXmas

Nothing says silver bells, holiday season, and bless the holy baby Jesus like your boyfriend calling you from Seattle and describing the ways he'd like to be violating you right now, while little children frolic in the background.

Of course, as there is moratorium on any mention of the inner workings of our relationship here, I'm not saying it was my boyfriend.

2 comments:

whosyourhuckleberry said...

Of course, as there is moratorium on any mention of the inner workings of our relationship here, I'm not saying it was my boyfriend.

That my friend is a seamless denial. Good work.

Merry XXXMas to you as well...

kissyface said...

Thanks for the kudos. Do you think it would hold up in a court of law?