I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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Spa Day at Gitmo huh?
Sounds marvy!
I think I'll take my family waterboarding this summer!
Thank goodness that era is over and done, at least for the next 4 years.
"how they recreate themselves with movies..." Unbelievable. Very funny title for the post, by the way! UF Mike
Pageants are freak fests. Installment of "look who's clueless"
You're funny. Miss Universe is funny too. In a very different way. Hey! UF Mike
Wow that...wait....where is THAT?
One of these days, your gonna post something again and I'm gonna drop dead from shear surprise...
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