Friday, December 23, 2005

Funny Things Said on a Date

She: You have a very strong back.
He: It's just tension.

She: My old roommate works on a commercial fishing boat with her father and brother. It's incredibly difficult work.
He: Yeah, it's hard; you're surrounded by a lot of death.

She: What are you doing on Christmas Eve?
He: Me and Billy and Chris are going to Jumbo's Clown Room (side note: Courtney Love was a dancer there).
She: Talk about cynical.

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