Thursday, August 31, 2006

Someone Get This Man a Blow Job. Pronto!


One more reason why I looove Jeremy Piven (I even loved him when he starred in the half season of "Cupid." Who remembers that?), this time from the red carpet at the recent Emmy awards show, and I'm citing The Dooce here:

...At one point Billy Bush was asking Jeremy Piven about which celebrity babies he had seen -- Baby Violet? Baby Shiloh? what about mythical Baby Suri? -- when Piven whipped around and said directly into the microphone, "You need another job. I mean, you have potential as a human being. This may not be right for you. Seriously. Can you focus on other things?"

And this to her husband in regards to Katherine Heigl's appearance on the same strip:

I told him that this was one of those instances when he was allowed to look below the woman's chin because something that stunning shouldn't go unappreciated. Her dress was the color of liquid gold, and it hugged her body like the hand of God. "If it makes you feel any better," my husband said reassuringly, "I bet the only reason her chest looks that amazing is because right before she walked on stage a thousand tiny fairies appeared and licked an ocean of cocaine off her breasts."

Or maybe it was just Piven, back in the limo. Watch his Ari Gold montage (scroll down to his photo, you'll find it). Let's hug it out, Bitch.

4 comments:

srchngformystry said...

i love jeremy piven. he is sexy. and if he needs that blow job...well, im free tonite.

whosyourhuckleberry said...

I do actually remember that show Cupid.
And I also remember that Lisa Loeb guest starred in it once.
I am absolutely mortified I remember that.

kissyface said...

Oh no! Splashed vanilla and Cupid, all within a few days. Tough week. How will you ever recover?

GrizzBabe said...

Heather is right; it would be a travesty for Katherine Heigl to go unadmired in that dress! If I only looked half that good, I would be a force to be reckoned with.