ch - thanks! do you need an iv? peteski - i'm not that well-endowed. jt - your answer in the next post. uf - there IS a ailver lining! yay! grizz - yes, if i can find one. but i've met brad pitt in the flesh, and let me tell you - it's all smoke and mirrors. you would recoil in horror! ok, not really. he's prette smokin' in person, and quite the gent. maybe i'll post a photo from thelma and louise, when he was but a wee boytoy. when is your birthday?
I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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And many happy returns to you, too! Now I can begin sobering up.
hey pinky put on a tube top!
ps. my b-day's tomorrow
did i get a nekkid shout out for my birthday? i think not!
That photo is dissolving my implacable resolve not to be happy. Happy B-Day Citizen H! Happy B-Day, Peteski!
Can I have a naked picture of Brad Pitt on my birthday?
ch - thanks! do you need an iv?
peteski - i'm not that well-endowed.
jt - your answer in the next post.
uf - there IS a ailver lining! yay!
grizz - yes, if i can find one. but i've met brad pitt in the flesh, and let me tell you - it's all smoke and mirrors. you would recoil in horror! ok, not really. he's prette smokin' in person, and quite the gent. maybe i'll post a photo from thelma and louise, when he was but a wee boytoy. when is your birthday?
January 13. Plenty of time for Brad to get caught up in some sex tape scandal and have the pics posted on the internet!
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