Thursday, January 31, 2008
Litigate, You Will, Jodee Warrior!
Sometimes old news is still good news, and this one is also true.
Though long ignored by most of the press, Yoda had a few things to say about the incident -
Interviewer: What do you think about Jodee's efforts to win the beer selling contest?
Yoda: Do or do not... there is no try.
Interviwer: Well, she did "win," after all, on both counts.
Yoda: Jodee's strength flows from the Force.
Interviewer: Which is why she ultimately got her Toyota?
Yoda: Always in motion is the future.
Interviewer: Jodee left her place of work following her disappointment. What is your feeling about Hooters?
Yoda: Size matters not, ... Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
Interviwer: Do you find the Toy Yoda to be a flattering likeness?
Yoda: When 900 years you reach, look as good, you will not.
Interviewer: Any final thoughts?
Yoda: May the Farce be with you.