Sometimes old news is still good news, and this one is also true.
Though long ignored by most of the press, Yoda had a few things to say about the incident -
Interviewer: What do you think about Jodee's efforts to win the beer selling contest?
Yoda: Do or do not... there is no try.
Interviwer: Well, she did "win," after all, on both counts.
Yoda: Jodee's strength flows from the Force.
Interviewer: Which is why she ultimately got her Toyota?
Yoda: Always in motion is the future.
Interviewer: Jodee left her place of work following her disappointment. What is your feeling about Hooters?
Yoda: Size matters not, ... Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
Interviwer: Do you find the Toy Yoda to be a flattering likeness?
Yoda: When 900 years you reach, look as good, you will not.
Interviewer: Any final thoughts?
Yoda: May the Farce be with you.
3 comments:
Well, it's better than winning a chance to play Hide the Chorizo with the manager in the back room.
Anyone who wins a toy Yoda is a hero in my book.
Why are Hooter's waitresses never as well endowed as the name suggests?
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