Monday, March 03, 2008

A Movie I'd Like to See, v iii: There Will Be Bloods

A story of star-crossed lovers, wherein crusty oilman, Daniel Plainview, and gangsta baby mama*, played by Kelis, are caught in the blackgold typhoon of his turf war with her old man's posse. We know why she brings all the boys to the yard, and he drinks her milkshake. He drinks it up!

*Gary Coleman plays H.W.


Grant Miller said...

I would see that movie.

GrizzBabe said...

I've been wanting to see this movie, but I haven't gotten around to it. Now that I know Kelis is in it exercising her feminine wiles, I'll be sure to see it sooner rather than later.

BTW, I see nothing offensive in this post whatsoever.

Citizen H said...

That sort of mix should be taken with a grain of salt and a few stiff shots.

You're my weekly dose of surreality.

GrizzBabe said...

Oh, I get it! It's a joke!!

I rode the short bus to school.

AND it's a Monday.

GrizzBabe said...

I'm a little disappointed now. I wanted to see Daniel Day-Lewis drinking Kelis's milkshake. That would be so hot I'd pay double to see it!

jt castleton said...

i drink your milkshake!

Huckleberry said...

Yeah, I was a little annoyed by the radio ads for There Will Be Blood, (although I'm annoyed by movie ads the radio on general principal) because I have no idea why "I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!" is supposed to make me want to go see the movie, and that's all the commercial was:

Voiceover:"Daniel Day Lewis --
Soundbite: 'I drink your milkshake!'
Voiceover: In his best performance to date --
Soundbite: 'I drink it up!'
Voiceover: There Will Be Blood"

What the fuck is that?
Why would I go see that?
I hate living in Los Angeles...

steve said...

Tough to beat a big ol' Milkshake Moustache!
Hiya KF!