Saturday, January 31, 2009

Deep Thoughts on Global Warming


This morning, as I stared at the label on my sparkling water bottle, I wondered, "Will I someday have to pay a carbon tax on club soda, Bubble Up, and Cokes, too?  Will it be offset by the deposit I now pay which, in California, is redeemable nowhere even remotely convenient? What about when I exhale all that CO2?  If my dog continues farting at his current rate will they fine me for the methane? "

In the future, will the warming be on the label?

7 comments:

bulletholes said...

Duff may be the next canine commodity...you ought to see about the futures trading on Fart Farms.
And I better get to bed!
dessesse

kissyface said...

what is dessesse?

bulletholes said...

Word veri I think...itwas very late.

Water Baby said...

I think maybe if we could figure out a way to reverse the effects of hairspray, like create a canister that sucks up CO2 instead of spitting it out!

Rev. Barking Nonsequitur said...

Your dog has a really big nose.

GrizzBabe said...

I agree with the Rev.

But it's very cute.

Anonymous said...

"Will the warming be on the label?"
Great line! Hi kissyface!

UF Mike

P.S.: Is it normal, you think, that your word verification is Cthulhu?