This morning, as I stared at the label on my sparkling water bottle, I wondered, "Will I someday have to pay a carbon tax on club soda, Bubble Up, and Cokes, too? Will it be offset by the deposit I now pay which, in California, is redeemable nowhere even remotely convenient? What about when I exhale all that CO2? If my dog continues farting at his current rate will they fine me for the methane? "
In the future, will the warming be on the label?
7 comments:
Duff may be the next canine commodity...you ought to see about the futures trading on Fart Farms.
And I better get to bed!
dessesse
what is dessesse?
Word veri I think...itwas very late.
I think maybe if we could figure out a way to reverse the effects of hairspray, like create a canister that sucks up CO2 instead of spitting it out!
Your dog has a really big nose.
I agree with the Rev.
But it's very cute.
"Will the warming be on the label?"
Great line! Hi kissyface!
UF Mike
P.S.: Is it normal, you think, that your word verification is Cthulhu?
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