Levi's Growth

My roommate's dog has a nubbin at the back of his cranium. It's about the size and consistency of the pink pearl eraser you chew at the top of your Ticonderoga #2 pencil. Recently it has developed capillaries, and we are pretty sure they are feeding rapidly developing cerebral tissue. Soon the thing will be barking as much as Levi does.



Any attempts to remove the growth will undoubtedly be met with swift Draconian

justice from the Religious Right.

This just in: my roommate has just announced that she prefers not to do her school work, or yoga, or anything. Rather, she "just wants to eat, sleep & fuck."



Suddenly it is clear why little Levi has decided to grow a second head.