Sunday, January 22, 2006

The Drunkenness of Scott

After bowling a strike, and in an exultant gesture of victory, he grabs the girl and her nether-regions.

She: You're acting like a date rapist.

He: I'm sorry.

She: I didn't tell you to stop.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Alas, in my drunkenness, I forcibly fondled one of my best female friends. Embarrassing. But I must say, there is nothing like a good cooter clutch to celebrate our minor victories in life.

my apologies.