Thank God she got shed of the Leopardskins. Saffron?violets? I feel a menu coming on....i used to love to eat the crysallized Violets in the Bake Shop at the hotel i worlked at. The Pastry chef would accuse me of eating them and I would claim innocence and she would say "Whats the Purple all over your lips then?" and I would say "Beets" and give my most innocent look. she would be just infuriated and would lock the cabinet for a few months then we would start the game all over again.
I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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Oooo, I like that quote. That Mark Twain was a smart fellow.
Pinky's got the blues.
Thank God she got shed of the Leopardskins.
Saffron?violets? I feel a menu coming on....i used to love to eat the crysallized Violets in the Bake Shop at the hotel i worlked at.
The Pastry chef would accuse me of eating them and I would claim innocence and she would say
"Whats the Purple all over your lips then?"
and I would say
"Beets"
and give my most innocent look.
she would be just infuriated and would lock the cabinet for a few months then we would start the game all over again.
Thanks great blog.
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