You should see what aircraft radar sets can do to bags of popcorn. I'm talking about normal, run-of-the-mill navigational radar here. There's a reason most flight manuals specify a 35' radiation hazard area with a radar set running.
75 feet for fuel and explosives, btw. food for thought. In other obscure navigational equipment news, there was also a radar altimeter on older planes that we couldn't use within 50 miles of land because it interfered with, among other things, garage door openers and pacemakers. Imagine the possibilities!
I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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You should see what aircraft radar sets can do to bags of popcorn. I'm talking about normal, run-of-the-mill navigational radar here. There's a reason most flight manuals specify a 35' radiation hazard area with a radar set running.
75 feet for fuel and explosives, btw. food for thought. In other obscure navigational equipment news, there was also a radar altimeter on older planes that we couldn't use within 50 miles of land because it interfered with, among other things, garage door openers and pacemakers. Imagine the possibilities!
If cell phones do that to popcorn, what are they doing to my brain?
I knew there was a reason I don't have a cellphone! Besides the fact that they're too complicated for me, that is. Hey! UF Mike
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