Conversation at the yoga studio last Monday evening-
female student: ...it's so weird today, it just doesn't seem like Monday. It feels more like Wednesday.
teacher: You're right, it definitely feels like Wednesday.
me: You're both crazy - it seems like a lazy rainy Sunday afternoon, and I should be eating a bowl of popcorn while lying on the sofa with a HOT boy, watching movies.
teacher: (laughs) this is how you spend your Sundays?
me: This is how I dream of spending my Sundays.
student: (emphatically) You don't have a Boyfriend?
me: (slight strain on my face) well... not exactly.
student: Really?
me: Well, it depends on how you define Boyfriend.
(pause)
student: (after a moment of thoughtful consideration) ...a guy who is a constant source of disappointment to you?
me: ...but who I'm madly in love with?
student: ...even though you probably shouldn't be...
me: Yes. Why, yes! That's it exactly. I do have a boyfriend!
(lights dim) (roar of applause)
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