Possibly the funniest greeting I've ever received for such an occasion:
"B and I will be in SF through Monday night, so I thought I'd wish you well before we go. Let me know if there will be a public celebration of some sort that we can attend. If so, I will perform the following ten duties in this order:
1. standard happy birthday greeting
2. friendly embrace with added twelve seconds
3. ass grab
4. run with wolves
5. vulcan mind-meld
6. malachi crunk*
7. 54 blocks**
8. name that accent
9. dry hump
10. kyudo,*** pavane and promenade
Maybe you shouldn't invite me.
I will certainly have to hold him to this, though
* can only presume he means "crunch." or maybe the song became a dance.
** dunno what this one is. Jenga?
*** Huck, you probably practice that.
That's a man playing a pavane.