I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
6 comments:
Oh, I absolutely loved that post too! Like CB, I am also in love with Best Friend's girlfriend.
Wow, I had no idea what was going on there, except a vague sense that a fiesty woman stood up for something - perhaps herself in a comic way...
i love that girl, too. man, she inspires me to be courageous...or dangerously stupid.
I'm think that girl (BF's girlfriend), ought to meet 'Huckleberry's Friends.'
"Keep it in your pants," and all that.
I can see it now:
BFG: "You, shut the fuck up"
The Reverend: *Maniacally absurd laughter, lasting several minutes*
or
El Gapo: *Flashes the "eat me" with V-shaped fingers and tongue*
Ironically, neither would not actually be talking whilst doing these things...
Scratch the double negative...
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