I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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Yea, Happy Birthday, whoever you are!
Why yes, I do like hockey, and redheads, and beer. I know this isn't directed at me, but I'll take it.
Thank you...
on second thought, mebbe you better stay away from the redheads, things being what they are. but cartoon ones are ok.
redheads?! don't you know that ginger people have no souls?
"redheads?! don't you know that ginger people have no souls?"
Yes, yes I do.
But there's nothing wrong with that.
And mucho merry was made, though obviously sans redheads...
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