Today is May Day, or Beltane - the time of ritualized sexual license and union, under the full Taurus moon. I am tired, so I will refer you to last year's pedantic posting, in case you need a refresher course, or don't know what the hell I'm jibber-jabbering about.
Go make hay! Oh wait, that's in September... Well, go roll in some, then.
(Henry Fuseli, Titania and Bottom, c. 1790.)