Thursday, January 25, 2007

A Few Things Men Have Said to Me

"You have eyes like a wild horse."

In a note: "You were very pleasant. Coffee?"

"You have this innoncence... You're so pure it's almost perverse."

"I can't sleep with you; it's a respect thing."

"Are you smuggling raisins?"

"Colin, what exactly is my job?" "When the production assistant shows up with a mattress strapped to the hood of the car, you'll get the bigger picture."

"I dig your spirituality."

"You have not to speak to me like this."

"Myopic girls always have the most beautiful expressions."

"You're seeing a very sad side of Herb tonight."

"I know that when you speak, the truth is never too far."

"You're like a breast of fresh air." (that was a Freudian slip)

"Crazy's not at home."

"Stay away from Captain Crazy."

"Mmm, mmm, I knows flavor when I sees it. Step a little wider, Baby."

"You wouldn't last 30 days in my house." But that's a whole other story...


whosyourhuckleberry said...

"Myopic girls always have the most beautiful expressions."

He says that like Myopia is some sort of country or nationality...
But it does make a certain sort of sense, I suppose...

kissyface said...

Huck - hadn't thought of that before, but you are right. He said it was because having the eyes slightly out of focus was softer, dreamier looking. Or maybe he just liked the idea of girls who couldn't see where they were going or what he was up to. Anyway, he was French.

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