2.5 million plastic bottles are used in the US every hour. In case you don't know, they are bad for you in several ways, including simply drinking out of them.
Anyway, I am unconcerned. Matter and energy cannot be truly created or destroyed, merely rearranged and transferred. All of those plastic bottles have been there the whole time, just wearin' different clothes. Think of it as inventory...
Where's the Photoshop of the 25 million brain cells he killed working on those? Is it art or is he reinterpreting the directions on the back on Head and Shoulders?
I'm trying to make my carbon footprint bigger. I want to have a Bigfoot-sized carbon footprint.
Not really. But given my deep feelings re: the total futility of all human endeavor, I find it hard to get excited about the new eco craze.
My suggestion to people who really want to make a difference in our environment is kill yourself. It's the greenest thing you'll ever do for the planet.
I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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You're gonna really hate my latest post then...
Anyway, I am unconcerned.
Matter and energy cannot be truly created or destroyed, merely rearranged and transferred. All of those plastic bottles have been there the whole time, just wearin' different clothes.
Think of it as inventory...
Where's the Photoshop of the 25 million brain cells he killed working on those? Is it art or is he reinterpreting the directions on the back on Head and Shoulders?
Clone stamp tool.
Paste.
Repeat.
"[bottled water] is why we're not going to have a revolution - cause if people will pay for water bottled in plastic they will suffer any indignity"
http://x818.com/junk/derrickjensen.mp3
I never thought i'd have to spend a buck fifty for air and water...
I kept looking for the used condoms image, but I guess that isn't considered a waste.
--pc
I'm trying to make my carbon footprint bigger. I want to have a Bigfoot-sized carbon footprint.
Not really. But given my deep feelings re: the total futility of all human endeavor, I find it hard to get excited about the new eco craze.
My suggestion to people who really want to make a difference in our environment is kill yourself. It's the greenest thing you'll ever do for the planet.
UF - yes, but be sure to have a green funeral, which apparently is more EC than cremation.
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