Friday, May 25, 2007

Sparrows, Now onThe No-Fly List!

Evidently, this happened at the moment Bush finished averring, "I've got confidence in Al Gonzales doin' the job!" Celestial commentary?



Then again, fishermen consider that good luck.

13 comments:

Huckleberry said...

Too bad it wasn't horse shit...
Ah, if only equines had wings.
But we know from our time in school that he Romans killed all the Pegasus(i?)

kissyface said...

Huck - you're waxing poetical. "if equines had wings" (i edited a skosh) sounds like it belongs with "cabbages and kings." I know you know the plural of Pegasus, but are offering that more as a question of their actual numbers? And, actually, I didn't know that, or I forgot it. That should not surprise, given the recent revelation of my closeted illiteracy.

Huckleberry said...

Yea, well I'm fairly good and plastered too, so grains of salt all around...

kissyface said...

I'm presuming you aren't doing any fresco work, rather getting a head start on the long weekend?

Citizen H said...

Well, art and alcohol can mix. You either get hammered or finish the fresco. Or you could hit the jackpot: get wasted, and complete the painting. either way, it's win-win.

As for Bush's avian enemies, at least it wasn't a goose.

Huckleberry said...

Long weekend?

Sure, why not!

And you're right, it wasn't the Romans. It was that bloody fascist King Arthur and his Round Table SS Death Squad...

Huckleberry said...

They really were no match for the Luftwaffe, after all...

Citizen H said...

For that matter, French taunters, homicidal bunnies, or knights who say "Ni!"

Huckleberry said...

Well they did have that Holy Hand Grenade...

kissyface said...

Huck - you sure you were merely drinking?

Citizen - I feel you have not sufficiently noted your SOURCES here. HAHAHAHA!! xo

Huckleberry said...

Were?

Try 'still' homie...

But yeah, I prefer my inebriation in liquid form.
I'm old school like that...

kissyface said...

Huck - I never thought for a moment that the carnival had ended, I merely was freezing a moment in time, and sorting out the elements. (That was not an attempt at strange metaphor. I'm not sure what it was an attempt at.)

McGone said...

Fisherman consider it good luck because they get shit on all the time and have no choice but to spin it in their favor. So yeah, just like Dubya, who has to spin shit in his favor because there is just so much of it.