In Cambridge, Massachusetts, there's an enterprise called the Metropolitan Storage Warehouse. It's a big old (brick? stone?) building that charges businesses to store their inactive files in. It's on Massachusetts Avenue, the main drag through town, a few blocks in from the MIT campus.
If you stop in the right place at a certain traffic light, the letters "STO" are blocked by the building next door, so you're looking at the Metropolitan Rage Warehouse. And yes, there's also a line of text that tells you (from the same vantage point) that it's IRE PROOF.
I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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In Cambridge, Massachusetts, there's an enterprise called the Metropolitan Storage Warehouse. It's a big old (brick? stone?) building that charges businesses to store their inactive files in. It's on Massachusetts Avenue, the main drag through town, a few blocks in from the MIT campus.
If you stop in the right place at a certain traffic light, the letters "STO" are blocked by the building next door, so you're looking at the Metropolitan Rage Warehouse. And yes, there's also a line of text that tells you (from the same vantage point) that it's IRE PROOF.
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