This remind me of a fortune Rima got, which was suppose to read closer in the sentence but the c was dropped reading loser. So basically Rima was told she was a loser after a great pho-siam meal by her cookie.
PS: save the "smegma" jibe for less polite company.
Come to think of it, I inadvertently found myself in a rear-view-mirror photo capture a while back. I ruined a perfectly good shot driving up the coast of Okinawa by gracing it with my reflection in the mirror. Peep this:
rpp - you simply must find out what that fortune read. that is so funny.
steve & citizen h - the citizen is right, i just had a really filthy car, is all. that pic was taken right by Lake Shasta, CA, after driving LA>Portland and back down I-5 to Shasta, which is north of Sacramento. and really, steve, learn to control yourself, man. (insert appropriate emoticon here, i can't bring myself to use them.)
citizen h - aww, see, edmund burke was wrong, the age of chivalry is not gone, at least in the South. thanks for defending my honor, i do appreciate it, though it makes me giggle. after three years working with only men on a construction site, i'm sure i've heard far worse.
but burke also wrote: "Manners are of more importance than laws. Manners are what vex or soothe, corrupt or purify, exalt or debase, barbarize or refine us, by a constant, steady, uniform, insensible operation, like that of the air we breathe in."
i'm curious, what comment did you delete, young rascal? or was it simply one of those unfortunate double postings?
kf
ps - while it hardly ruins the pic, you could photoshop it out - even my lame mac program can airbrush. if you're so inclined.
Ya'll are absolutely right... that comment bothered me all night long... and I sincerely apologize for it... its exactly the kind of thing that has cost me plenty all my life. I'll be better, I really will.
Hey, somebody posted under MY name! It's utter sacrilege! Although said person said exactly what I would have said. It seems to me if you're going to post under somebody else's name, the least you could do is be lean, mean, and totally obscene!
I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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Man, I wish I'd thought that up.
It is quite like you, no?
Well, I couldn't have done it without you,
or that freak-accident of the camera.
Pretty intriguing photo. There's two reflections.
This remind me of a fortune Rima got, which was suppose to read closer in the sentence but the c was dropped reading loser. So basically Rima was told she was a loser after a great pho-siam meal by her cookie.
Umm... what kind of smegma is that all over the window? Or is that a plexiglass screen? I haven't seen one of those in a while...
It's grime on the rear-view mirror, Steve.
PS: save the "smegma" jibe for less polite company.
Come to think of it, I inadvertently found myself in a rear-view-mirror photo capture a while back. I ruined a perfectly good shot driving up the coast of Okinawa by gracing it with my reflection in the mirror. Peep this:
http://beerbaitnammo.blogspot.com/2007/01/summer-flashback.html
ben - there sure are, but they are really freaky.
rpp - you simply must find out what that fortune read. that is so funny.
steve & citizen h - the citizen is right, i just had a really filthy car, is all. that pic was taken right by Lake Shasta, CA, after driving LA>Portland and back down I-5 to Shasta, which is north of Sacramento.
and really, steve, learn to control yourself, man. (insert appropriate emoticon here, i can't bring myself to use them.)
citizen h - aww, see, edmund burke was wrong, the age of chivalry is not gone, at least in the South. thanks for defending my honor, i do appreciate it, though it makes me giggle. after three years working with only men on a construction site, i'm sure i've heard far worse.
but burke also wrote: "Manners are of more importance than laws. Manners are what vex or soothe, corrupt or purify, exalt or debase, barbarize or refine us, by a constant, steady, uniform, insensible operation, like that of the air we breathe in."
i'm curious, what comment did you delete, young rascal? or was it simply one of those unfortunate double postings?
kf
ps - while it hardly ruins the pic, you could photoshop it out - even my lame mac program can airbrush. if you're so inclined.
No, the comment lopped off part of my link. I tried to put it up again, and it posted again, cropped. So I left finding it in y'all's capable hands.
Ya'll are absolutely right... that comment bothered me all night long... and I sincerely apologize for it... its exactly the kind of thing that has cost me plenty all my life. I'll be better, I really will.
steve - it's so totally okay and nothing worth losing sleep over! just having some fun.
No lost sleep... I have said worse stuff, much worse...
Hey, somebody posted under MY name! It's utter sacrilege! Although said person said exactly what I would have said. It seems to me if you're going to post under somebody else's name, the least you could do is be lean, mean, and totally obscene!
UF Mike
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