Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Fair and Accurate Reporting



When did he switch sides? Does that make him an R & D Man?

5 comments:

Citizen H said...

Considering how public the uproar has been over him, it must have taken some COMPLETELY clueless graphics staffer to cook that up. Must have been telecommuting from a one-room shack in Montana.

steve said...

Everything is a conspiracy!

whosyourhuckleberry said...

uhh...he's not with us...really...uhhh...ya...

Citizen H said...
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Citizen H said...

Why Mark Foley is a genuine peepee kisser:

Webster's defines peepee kissing as "the act of a male dick humper to apply his lips to a penis, be it human or animal, for enjoyment and/or money." Lab tests have proven peepee kissing to be very addictive in male bitches (Foley). It's about as bad as nicotine. Most peepee kissers refer to it as dickotine. Anyway, Foley has enjoyed peepee kissing since his first communion. His priest properly welcomed him into the "faith" by offering his own flesh. A selfish act indeed. And to show his respect for the priest, Foley gracefully crossed himself and kissed peepee. Amen. Years passed and Foley still practiced his "faith" on homeless guys, chickens, IHOP cooks, janitors, and Capitol Hill pages. He fought to be elected to Congress only to find out that peepee kissing is only practiced in the White House, but Congress won't tolerate that shit. So, Foley only practices his "faith" on Sunday mornings with the local Shriner chapter. Thus, sealing his fate as a genuine, lifelong peepee kisser. Amen.