Tuesday, October 17, 2006

I Know You Know

that the dog is a pit bull, but few realize that the creature on the right, roundhouse-kicking the shit out, is Chuck Norris.


stella said...

Chuck Norris? Or Angelina Jolie!

Grant Miller said...

Chuck Norris is a pussy.

jt castleton said...

chuck norris is so 2005.

whosyourhuckleberry said...

Everybody knows the real ass kicken' hero is Charles Bronson.
C'mon, Death Wish!
Death Wish 2!
Death Wish 3!
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown!
Death Wish 5: The Face of Death!

And of course, he was part of the greatest movie of all fucken time:
The Dirty Dozen.

Compared to Walker, Texas Ranger?

jt castleton said...

if you bring up charles bronson, you have to mention "the great escape," and thereby reference indirectly the greatest hero of them all...steve mcqueen.

kissyface said...

stitch -

and if you bring up "the great escape," you have to give credit to renoir's french original, "the grand illusion," with jean gabin and eric von stroheim.

and, in all fairness, i should give props for inspiration to Stitch, who in 2005, ran that "Chuck Norris is so tough" gag on his blog, which is why i used chuck here instead of all the other worthy suggestions.

but i must confess i am not the biggest steve mcqueen fan (or angelina jolie, for that matter). respect him, but not love him - thought that movie is great. so was hogan's heroes.

Grant - literally.

unremitting mike said...

When it comes to action adventure films, I prefer Richard E. Grant.