Everybody knows the real ass kicken' hero is Charles Bronson. C'mon, Death Wish! Death Wish 2! Death Wish 3! Death Wish 4: The Crackdown! Death Wish 5: The Face of Death!
And of course, he was part of the greatest movie of all fucken time: The Dirty Dozen.
if you bring up charles bronson, you have to mention "the great escape," and thereby reference indirectly the greatest hero of them all...steve mcqueen.
and if you bring up "the great escape," you have to give credit to renoir's french original, "the grand illusion," with jean gabin and eric von stroheim.
and, in all fairness, i should give props for inspiration to Stitch, who in 2005, ran that "Chuck Norris is so tough" gag on his blog, which is why i used chuck here instead of all the other worthy suggestions.
but i must confess i am not the biggest steve mcqueen fan (or angelina jolie, for that matter). respect him, but not love him - thought that movie is great. so was hogan's heroes.
I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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Chuck Norris? Or Angelina Jolie!
Chuck Norris is a pussy.
chuck norris is so 2005.
Everybody knows the real ass kicken' hero is Charles Bronson.
C'mon, Death Wish!
Death Wish 2!
Death Wish 3!
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown!
Death Wish 5: The Face of Death!
And of course, he was part of the greatest movie of all fucken time:
The Dirty Dozen.
Compared to Walker, Texas Ranger?
Please...
if you bring up charles bronson, you have to mention "the great escape," and thereby reference indirectly the greatest hero of them all...steve mcqueen.
stitch -
and if you bring up "the great escape," you have to give credit to renoir's french original, "the grand illusion," with jean gabin and eric von stroheim.
and, in all fairness, i should give props for inspiration to Stitch, who in 2005, ran that "Chuck Norris is so tough" gag on his blog, which is why i used chuck here instead of all the other worthy suggestions.
but i must confess i am not the biggest steve mcqueen fan (or angelina jolie, for that matter). respect him, but not love him - thought that movie is great. so was hogan's heroes.
Grant - literally.
When it comes to action adventure films, I prefer Richard E. Grant.
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