i landed here because of the comment that you left on dooce's website. it was thoughtful, insightful and very kind and quite frankly very much something i could have written.
so i was completely intrigued about the person who wrote it. and i had to know more.
and here i am.
thank you for sharing who you are with heather. i hope that the universe continues to shine on you.
And right next to the family style brownies too. Very good strategic placement. If you're gonna spike your brownies, might as well make a big pan of it!
I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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i landed here because of the comment that you left on dooce's website. it was thoughtful, insightful and very kind and quite frankly very much something i could have written.
so i was completely intrigued about the person who wrote it. and i had to know more.
and here i am.
thank you for sharing who you are with heather. i hope that the universe continues to shine on you.
Ok, so where's the picture of a key of cocaine by the razor blades?
Whoa. completely out of key with the top comment. Crude, aren't I?
now those are the kind of brownies im talking about!!!
funny, citizen, funny...
And right next to the family style brownies too. Very good strategic placement. If you're gonna spike your brownies, might as well make a big pan of it!
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