Tedious Nothing Tales

Is what we are full of these days. We know we've been boring you, Dear Reader, almost as much as we've been boring ourself. Sometimes it's what happens when the things we might like to discuss, we oughtn't. Sometimes it is because we are trying to keep things simple. Null and void. Anyway, we like this title, "Tedious Nothing Tales" or, more plainly, "Nothing Tales," so much we might use it for an anthology. Something akin to Kipling, but less "Just So" and more "Just No Stories." Nothing comes from nothing, so nothing ever really disappoints, right?

Or maybe it's just the fever talking...