Someone asked a neighbor friend of mine to give their resume a once over. Notice anything funny?
Find it yet? I can see the interview going something like this: "It says here most recently you were some sort of superhero..?"
It always helps to know your abbreviations. But the funniest part was watching my friend dissolve in hysterical laughter after he showed it to me. He was crying as he tried to get out the question, "Should I tell him?"
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If in doubt, don't abbreviate. Sounds more like a lifestyle choice than a superhero identity. Somehow I don't think I want HIM saving me from a burning building (snicker, groan, etc.)
I know, the breast man, leg man, a-man (beggarman, thief?) joke was clearly there, but I thought I'd push it a bit. It's always a risk.
That is too funny. But what's even funnier is that Luna just walked in here and started doing her butt dance. Quelle apropos, mon pooch!
Yeah, I don't think I'll be shopping at that market he worked at anytime soon, either
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