Tuesday, March 06, 2007

An Eye for A Glass Eye Will Make the Whole World Blind




Few people know this, but Sammy Davis, Jr. and Sandy Duncan used to have stare downs. Afterwards, he would chastise her for her Wheat Thins consumption: "Sandy, stop eating crackers in bed!"





I wish I could remember where I read Sammy the Nice Jewish Boy's reason for joining the Satanists. He said the church appealed to him because "the chicks are easy."

8 comments:

Huckleberry said...

Neither the English nor Spanish languages possess the words adequate to express how truly and deeply Sandy Duncan frightens me...

unremitting mike said...

That is some funny. I didn't know Sammy flirted with Satanism. Here's some trivia: the Butthole Surfers' ep "Cream Corn From the Socket of Davis" was based on the idea of eating said food from said celebrity's empty eye socket. It is the most unpleasant image, I think, in all of popular music, even more unpleasant than some of the imagery from Richard Harris' MacArthur Park.

Grant Miller said...

Sammy D. - Dead or alive?

kissyface said...

huck, so would you rather roll over in bed late one night to find sandy or ann coulter lying next to you? those are your choices.

ur mike - i told you mike, the chicks are easy!
as for the BHS's, i just vomitted in my mouth. thanks. now that you've made that statement about it being the most unpleasant, i feel a challenge has been issued. i feel a list coming on...
but MacArthur Park!! my friend Joe and I love to sing that to each other and laugh. most emphasis is on (and often we simply utter these words to one another apropos of nothing) - "someone left the cake out in the rain." of course i love hearing donna summer sing it (got it on vinyl), but the lyrics make absolutely no sense whatever at times. i love it!

Grant - ooh, what do you know that we don't know? of course, legends live forever, and if anyone could, the Candyman can!

Huckleberry said...

so would you rather roll over in bed late one night to find sandy or ann coulter lying next to you? those are your choices.

Jeez....
Doesn't matter, as either would ensure that my genitals are never to be seen or heard from again...

Rev. Barking Nonsequitor said...

Actually what really scares me is Doris Day.

I wonder what secrets she has in her alcove.......

The Frito Pundito said...

Hey girl, did you read the Wikipedia entry you link to? "She does not, despite rumors, have a glass eye." Peter Falk now there would be a staring contest. In fact, I remember once Sammy was on Laugh In and Ruth Buzzi asked him "What's black and white with two eyes?" The answer: "You and Peter Falk."

Rev. Barking Nonsequitor said...

I think you may haev left out possibly the king of the bug eyed thedspians - Marty Feldman