Tuesday, March 06, 2007
An Eye for A Glass Eye Will Make the Whole World Blind
Few people know this, but Sammy Davis, Jr. and Sandy Duncan used to have stare downs. Afterwards, he would chastise her for her Wheat Thins consumption: "Sandy, stop eating crackers in bed!"
I wish I could remember where I read Sammy the Nice Jewish Boy's reason for joining the Satanists. He said the church appealed to him because "the chicks are easy."