This from my friend, Juliet, after I gave her the lowdown on my dating situation.
Jules: "You know, at least you never really go out with assholes."
KF: "I don't?"
Jules: "No. You don't go out with cheaters and the really bad jerks. You might date some pussies..."
KF: "Who can hurt you just as bad."
Jules: "Yeah. Hurt you with their vaginas."