I suspect she's vaginaless. Or, if you prefer, Unvaginaed. And where her vagina should be there's a button that, if you push it, fires nuclear warheads from her breasts.
I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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wiat, does that mean ann coulter is a gelgamek?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_races_in_South_Park
You forgot her clitoris, which she had grafted from a dehydrated cat tongue...
I suspect she's vaginaless. Or, if you prefer, Unvaginaed. And where her vagina should be there's a button that, if you push it, fires nuclear warheads from her breasts.
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