Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Unsavory Conversation

(read at your own risk)

He: "...err, Ann Coulter."

Me: "I know. I wonder what the inside of her vagina is like."

He: "It's lined with sandpaper."

Me: "...and teeth."


jt castleton said...

wiat, does that mean ann coulter is a gelgamek?


Anonymous said...

You forgot her clitoris, which she had grafted from a dehydrated cat tongue...

unremitting mike said...

I suspect she's vaginaless. Or, if you prefer, Unvaginaed. And where her vagina should be there's a button that, if you push it, fires nuclear warheads from her breasts.