Friday, April 14, 2006

What Flavor's Yaws?

Since a reader asked for the definition of "milkshake," and I don't like to be abstruse, here's this from the Urban Dictionary:

1) noun - A drink consisting of milk and Icecream.
2) slang - A woman's body and the way she carries it.
Word usage:
1) Chocolate flavored milkshakes taste so good, they really quinch (sic) my thirst.
2) Ahh shoot cuz, did you see that chick's milkshake? I mean, the way she was walking with that booty shakin' was so off the hizzy.


"Milkshake is just that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else. It's a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal. It could be about breasts but I don't have huge t*** so you gotta work with what you got."

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

Of course, a third definition is given, that being blow job, which fits my favorite lyric, "I could teach you, but I'd have to charge."

1 comment:

GrizzBabe said...

Thank you so much for your research. I was all prepared to restore the song to its rightful place as my cell phone ringtone until I got to the part about the blowjob. How unprofessional to be talking to a client and have my cell phone screaming the lyrics to "Milkshake". But I do love that song and it didn't get near as much radio play as I would have liked! Thanks again!