Thanks for the plug, Kissyface! Personally, I think Grant Miller's onto something. She does have a large adam's apple, doesn't she? It could turn out that she's Rush Limbaugh, with a bigger penis.
UF M - don't mention it. And I was just likening her to Limbaugh yesterday. I think they are both performers with a childhood grudge. It would be interesting to know how they were treated by their classmates. Limbaugh seems like a fat kid who got pushed around too much, and now he's bitter. I don't know what Coulter's bag might be, but maybe she's just not all that comfortable with her sexuality, or maybe it's that thing of being a really smart woman with opinions - often it doesn't make you popular with the boys. Of course I've just violated all sorts of personal principles by writing that.
I dunno, KF, smart and opinionated can be appealing. But when you have a woman like Coulter who imposes her opinions on everyone as if from on high, then there's a problem. There's no room for give-and-get there.
Seriously, I think she snorts a line of coke off a copy of Mein Kampf before every speaking gig.
Maybe this time she's finally made herself a pariah in conservative circles. If she gets invited to next year's CPAC convention they'll probably have a ball gag waiting.
H - I didn't say 'all the boys.' I'm aware there are a wise few of you out there who realize that eventually you're going to have to actually talk to the girl. But in high school, which is where a lot of people get stuck, the girls tend to clam up for the sake of their popularity.
and this is one of the funniest things you've ever written:
"Seriously, I think she snorts a line of coke off a copy of Mein Kampf before every speaking gig."
she does get that crazed look in her eyes, and I think coke is a big ego drug - tends to bring out the megalomaniac in people, which is clearly part of her problem.
Thank you, Citizen H, for that unforgettable image. The woman had herself photographed by Joseph McCarthy's grave, for god's sake, and not as some form of ironic juxtoposition. No. As tribute. I like intelligent women, but there's something seriously wrong with Ann. She looks like any minute her eyes are going to explode.
I think I've said too much already. A girl can't lay down all her cards at once. Good thing my deck goes higher than 52. I wish I were a guy so I could pee anywhere I wanted while standing up. That's real power. I'd like to meet the following: My great-great grandparents, the N. Oklahoma ones, not the Swiss gentry. My woebegone friendship with Adam G. The man who's going to be with me till we're retired to the porch swing sucking on glycerine tablets, and who still reads to me at night, while I rub his feet. My ambitions with commitment and discipline. The characters from old David Lee Roth videos. Hot carb on carb action. That fucker who keeps trying to take the bbq, in a dark alley, satan's minions, lilliputians, nigglers, pifflers, piddlers, snake-oil peddlers, cripples, do-gooders, truth-seekers, sweethearts, wandering minstrels, interlopers, robber barons, saints, sinners, people who snort and guffaw, holler and whoop, tender tender people with good hearts, and all my fat little babies. I like BUTTER! And Vitamin Z!
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Good thing about being an attorney: Ann Coulter can afford the best crack.
Unremitting Mike is onto something. Although, it's also accurate to say she is Joseph Goebbels with a larger Adam's apple.
Thanks for the plug, Kissyface! Personally, I think Grant Miller's onto something. She does have a large adam's apple, doesn't she? It could turn out that she's Rush Limbaugh, with a bigger penis.
H - HA!
GM - good point and HA!
UF M - don't mention it. And I was just likening her to Limbaugh yesterday. I think they are both performers with a childhood grudge. It would be interesting to know how they were treated by their classmates. Limbaugh seems like a fat kid who got pushed around too much, and now he's bitter. I don't know what Coulter's bag might be, but maybe she's just not all that comfortable with her sexuality, or maybe it's that thing of being a really smart woman with opinions - often it doesn't make you popular with the boys. Of course I've just violated all sorts of personal principles by writing that.
Mea culpa...
I dunno, KF, smart and opinionated can be appealing. But when you have a woman like Coulter who imposes her opinions on everyone as if from on high, then there's a problem. There's no room for give-and-get there.
Seriously, I think she snorts a line of coke off a copy of Mein Kampf before every speaking gig.
Maybe this time she's finally made herself a pariah in conservative circles. If she gets invited to next year's CPAC convention they'll probably have a ball gag waiting.
H - I didn't say 'all the boys.' I'm aware there are a wise few of you out there who realize that eventually you're going to have to actually talk to the girl. But in high school, which is where a lot of people get stuck, the girls tend to clam up for the sake of their popularity.
and this is one of the funniest things you've ever written:
"Seriously, I think she snorts a line of coke off a copy of Mein Kampf before every speaking gig."
she does get that crazed look in her eyes, and I think coke is a big ego drug - tends to bring out the megalomaniac in people, which is clearly part of her problem.
Thank you, Citizen H, for that unforgettable image. The woman had herself photographed by Joseph McCarthy's grave, for god's sake, and not as some form of ironic juxtoposition. No. As tribute. I like intelligent women, but there's something seriously wrong with Ann. She looks like any minute her eyes are going to explode.
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